SCHIZOS: Self-titled: LP

Now this is what I’m talking about; all you “nice” punks fucking kick rocks. Nashville numbskulls breaking your face, stealing your booze, and passing out in the front yard. Cover has child drawings of split heads, UFO’s with legs and dicks. Music sounds like it was recorded in a bucket with so much hate and bile it even made me feel woozy. They get compared to the Reatards and for sure there’s that wildness in there, but this band could be even more out there. If you fuck with current Total Punk records, this will be front and center. I can’t even imagine what they would be live! I’ll bet you a case of PBR they ain’t never read Razorcake. –Tim Brooks (Sweet Time, sweettime.bandcamp.com)