REAL MCKENZIES, THE: Two Devils Will Talk: CD

Nov 22, 2017

Remember when you were twelve and liked all sorts of stupid shit? I don’t even know how to describe how much I hate this macho, bagpipe-soaked dung disguised as punk. All I can say is that this is a band that thought it would be clever to turn what I suspect is an insult they hear frequently into an invitation to have sex with them. In “Fuck the Real McKenzies,” they sing: “Please don’t get us wrong, we hope it hasn’t been too long since you and these other cunts have been straight up fucked, so sing with us this song, before the chances are all gone, we’d hate to leave this show all alone. Fuck the Real McKenzies. Fuck us day and night.” No thanks. –MP Johnson (Fat)