Razorcake Podcast #783 with When Horns Are Okay 14, Hell Hath No Fury Like A Podcast Horned

Jul 08, 2022

You know the drill by now. Horns in music genres—mostly punk—that don’t usually have them. Either Todd or Ethan has to like the song to play it.

In this episode, Todd stumbles over basic math right out of the gate, can’t remember words important to his declarations (like he’s interested in urban design, not just housing developments), tells Ethan’s stories so Ethan has less to say… and Ethan humors him.

A thing Todd learned this episode: “Alone Again Or” by The Damned is a cover of a Love song.

One thing Ethan learned this episode: The band name Rotzkotz translates into “Snot Vomit.”

Another thing that Todd just realized for the first time: Rotz, the distributor that ripped off Flipside (fuck you Kai and Agnes) translates into “Snot,” which is oddly appropriate.

We think we have the beginnings of a supergroup with horns: Noodle Martyr from Martyrials on sax and Doktor Avalanche from The Sisters Of Mercy on drums.

And, lastly, Noodles of the Offspring was stabbed in the arm (or shoulder, depending on the report). It was at a Final Conflict show by a skinhead. Noodles was trying to be a negotiator. It didn’t go well. He only needed a few stitches.

Thanks for listening.

Martyrials, “Law, Order, Chaos, and Candles,” Electric Delegates (Self-released)
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The Little Roosters, “I Need a Witness,” I Need a Witness 7” (Ami)
Vic Lezal’s Professionals, “Blitz at the Ritz,” Knuckle Girls (14 Bovver Blitzers from the Sequined Sisters Tuff Enuff to Rumble with Any Mister) compilation (Angry Young Woman)
Ebba Grön, “Till Havs,” Karlek & Uppror LP (Mistlur)
Screaming Lord Sutch, “Murder in the Graveyard,” Rock & Horror LP (Ace)
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The Damned, “Alone Again Or,” Anything
Public Image Ltd., “This Is Not a Love Song,” This Is What You Want... This Is What You Get
The Sisters Of Mercy, “Dominion / Mother Russia,” Floodland (Merciful Release)
The Lords Of The New Church, “Open Your Eyes,” The Lords Of The New Church (IRS)
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Rotzkotz, “Schatten der Vergangenheit,” Lebensfroh + Farbenfroh LP (No Fun)
Hans-A-Plast, “Reicher Vati,” 2  LP (No Fun)
Phil N’ The Blanks, “Lands and Peoples,” Lands and Peoples LP (Pink)
River City Rebels, “Hate,” Racism, Religion, and War LP (Victory)
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Open Mike Eagle, “Daydreaming in the Projects,” Brick Body Kids Still Daydream LP (Mello Music)
IconAclass, “Keep My Name out Your Mouth,” Changing Culture with Revolvers LP (Sabotage)
Sammus, “Cubicle,” Pieces in Space LP (Don Giovanni)
Lupe Fiasco, “Kick Push,” Food and Liquor
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Pine Hill Haints, “Downtown Blues,” The Song Companion of a Lone Star Cowboy LP (Single Lock)