PLEASURE LEFTISTS: The Gate: LP

Songs of loss and longing by immobile alien giants composed of the sheerest crystal, marooned separately at our planet’s poles, and tragically forced to communicate via telepathically influencing the music of the spheres, the songs of the humpback whales, and radio broadcasts of old Skids and U2 songs. So, not all that bad, really. BEST SONG: “Phenomenon.” BEST SONG TITLE: Not “Dancing in the Dark.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: The inside of the record sleeve is brown and picky. I’ve really never liked that. –Rev. Nørb (Feel It, feelitrecordshop.com)