PISSING MATCH: Break the Seal: 7”

Sweet cover art of a couple of Jeff Gaither-like monsters popping a hubcap off a wheel, which does a decent job of showcasing the misanthropy inside. With sixteen songs on a 7”, you’ve got a decent idea as to just how quick these hardcore blasts are. Unfortunately, twenty-second songs don’t leave a lot of room for lyrical wizardry, but Pissing Match seems to solve that issue by just going ahead and hating everybody evenly across the board. Politicians, atheists, Black Bloc, and bad drivers all face their wrath. The lyrics really are pretty bad, but I’ll admit that “Piss Test” made me laugh out loud: “Can’t get a job / Without pissing in a cup. / And I’M NOT PISSING IN A CUP.” –Keith Rosson (Pissing Match, pissingmatch.bandcamp.com / Feral Kid, [email protected])