MUSCLEGOOSE: A Hot Dog Made of Us: 7” EP

Sep 26, 2019

I figured it was only a matter of time before the aura of dark frustration permeating this nation’s mucus membranes and the ready availability of commercial-grade marijuana to the youth collided to synthesize a resurgence in goof-core: People are screaming their lungs out at top speed to alleviate the pressure of living through this idiotic period of history, while simultaneously singing about ridiculous shit like ABBA™, Elvis Costello, and Mr. Pibb® so as not to reaggravate the PTSD this idiotic period of history has brought about. I declare this record beneficial to society at large and probably at least as good as Public Humiliation were. BEST SONG: “Mr. Pibb Goes to Washington.” BEST SONG TITLE: “ABBA & Elvis Costello Meet Ben Stein’s Mummy.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Cool teens love it! Nude Kelsey Grammer hates it!” –Rev. Nørb (Also Tapered)