MONEY SHOT, THEE: Hard Roc: CD

Porn reference band name, ironic lame-o cover art, and song titles like “Raw Dog” and “My Cock”—things are not off to a good start. The music is dull and the kinda thing anyone who goes to shows regularly has suffered through many times. Their label says they are “loud, obnoxious, and offensive.” I say they are dull and boring punk-by-numbers. –Mike Frame (Killing Horse, killinghorserecords.com)