This is a big, ripping pizza fart of a metal-punk record from Chicago. Think early Motörhead, rack-of-beer rock like Grand Funk Railroad, Bill and Ted vocals, and delightfully sleazy song titles like “King of the Silverfish” and “Polyester Sheets.” The record comes with a huge poster of the gnarly cover art, and plenty of photos of the dudes in the band drinking. If you’ve ever chanted while a guy in a Canadian tuxedo drunk-barfs, you’re gonna love this. They commit to the bit. –Chris Terry (Feet It, feelitrecordshop.com)