MAGESTIC UNICORNS FROM HELL, THE: A Matter of Less in More: CD

Not for me. Droney, sludgy stoner rock that verges on metal. There are a few oddball samples thrown in, including one at the very beginning that probably influenced my dislike for this more than the songs themselves. When the music actually started (almost a minute in), it was so jarring from what started off the record that I immediately rejected it. You like Melvins or Mastodon? You’ll like-ish this. It’s heavy, and probably badass, but it’s not in my wheelhouse. They’re from Luxembourg and instrumental. Maybe I’m just not getting it. –Kayla Greet (Self-released, themajesticunicornsfromhell.bandcamp.com)