LOVESORES: Rock and Roll Animal: 10”

Scott Drake brings his Deluxe Rock Humping to bear on a quartet of tunes that sound like they could have been Sleaze Sisters numbers from the Times Square movie, or maybe in a scene on a TV show where some freaky-looking punk band rips up a nightclub. The Queen Haters? Pain? I can’t quite put my finger up it, but I know it wears a dog collar. “The moon is full of shit tonight” is clearly pretty much the best line anyone wrote, ever. No truth to the rumor the next record is going to be called Sally Can’t Dance. When do I throw the toilet paper? BEST SONG: “This Wicked World.” BEST SONG TITLE: “The Erotic Adventures of Coca-Cola Jones.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Runoff grooves say “THE NUGGETS OF TOMORROW UNEARTHED TODAY,” and it’s on both sides so you know it must be true. ­–Rev. Nørb (Hound Gawd)