Let me start by saying that I’m sure these people are earnest and believe in the music they’re creating one hundred percent. That deserves respect. Also, the cover and insert are completely hilarious. However, I just am not the reviewer you were looking for, as blast beats are not my jam. There’s a song on this record called “Don’t Touch Me.” Don’t worry. I won’t cross that line. –Sean Koepenick (Convulse, convulserecords.bandcamp.com)