GRAND UNDOING, THE: Sparks Rain Down from the Lights of Love: CD

This is one of those records with a title that is so lame you know that the record must be friggin’ great and ironically out of sync with the title, or it’s just as bad if not worse than the title itself. This is the latter. Rehashed, clichéd, and over-emoted prog-rock-gone-lounge that bored me to death. Yuck. –The Lord Kveldulfr (Candy Rock)