FUCKEMOS: Fuckemos Can Kill You: LP

Maybe they can. But they can also bore you as well. But that wouldn’t be a title that effectively moves units. Bleh, fuzzed-out, mid tempo rock with a potty mouth that reminds me of my son’s friend who always tries to shock us or get some sort of reaction other than the, “You just sound stupid and are desperate for attention” look that he deservedly gets in return. Although, “Too Punk to Fuck” is funny. –Matt Average (Slope, sloperecords.com)