Okay, so this is a concept album about the prehistoric conflict between noble dinosaurs and reptilian invaders on the supercontinent Pangea, which, as we all know, resulted in the creation of shapeshifting dinosaur-reptilian hybrids and the birth of… Jesusaurus-Rex… and… something about Dino-Illuminati? And a lot of other characters? Fuck, I don’t know, I can’t do this. There’s just a lot going on in this universe, including, like, secret agent dinosaurs at some point. The CD comes with a lyric booklet that includes The 5 Commandments of Our Lord and Savior Jesusaurus-Rex. Musically, the album wavers between Mischief Brew-esque folk punk, bluesy lo-fi rock, and general joke band garbage. I have no further explanation for this. –Indiana Laub (Related, [email protected], relatedrecords.com)