CHROME REVERSE: You Say You Love Me: 7” EP

Holy circumflex! The Parisian garage mafia channel the spirit burps of the Collins Kids, as filtered through the dancin’ shoes of the Bristols! Hide your tweeters! The jig is up! You won’t remember why you forgot why you liked listening to records after this one! When the record with the band’s picture on the cover is the best one in the stack, all is right with the world. BEST SONG: “You Say (You Love Me).” BEST SONG TITLE: “Nameless.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I bought a Plastic Bertrand 45 and a Real Kids album at the guitar player’s record store once! ­–Rev. Nørb (Bachelor)