CAVEMEN, THE: Dog on a Chain: 7”

Sep 20, 2017

Despite the sleeve art that makes me feel weird and tingly all over, this three-track heatseeker delivers the trash rock goods in spades. All things considered, there isn’t anything new going on here—but there doesn’t have to be, as they sell it so vigorously you’d think they invented it. The most amazing lyric of the record has to be “My baby jerks off with a severed hand / I’ll see you again at Disneyland.” Lyrical fucking gold. –Garrett Barnwell (Slovenly,