Columns

The Endless Blockade, SMD, Bastardass, Ruido, and Deadlock: Photos Taken at the East Los Warehouse, California, 1/14/06

More live photos.

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Dudman and NK6: Photos Taken by Rudy Olivarez

Photos taken at the Café Kashmir, South Gate, California, 1/8/06 and at the Il Corral, Los Angeles, California, 1/9/06.

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Top Ten Lists from 2005: In the Middle of February!

We would have posted these earlier but we're drunks. And stupid. Especially the stupid part.

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Polish Werewolves Vomiting Blood: A Column

Now you’re homeless and it’s all because of me.

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Sweat and Nipples... a Whole Weekend of 'Em!: Trying to Remember What Happened at the Fest

There was a mimosa-sized hole in the middle of my gut that those beers, no matter how cold and wet they were, could never ever fill.

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The Hilarity of Losing a Finger: A Column

The back story is that, apparently, guitarist Bob suffered a traumatic partial amputation of one of his fingers on a drunken Boston Harbor Booze Cruise, when the member of some other Beantown band slammed a door on it.

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It Could Have Been Such A Wonderful Year…: A Column

I’m not sure, but I think for every time I got stressed out, I also got at least one high five.

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Bumbklaatt, Population Reduction, Minusone, and Deadlock: Photos Taken at the Long Beach Warehouse, California, 12/3/05

Happy happy fun time!

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Damn, I Love the Internet: A Column

It allows me to communicate with you without actually coming in contact with you, which is good because I didn’t shower today.

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High School Kids Don't Read: A Column by Alex Douglas of Dunk and Piss

If I ever see anyone get hit by a fire-hose, which I actually DO see on a more-than-regular basis, I say, "YOU GOT WATERED."

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Some Top Five Lists for the Past Two Months: Fairly Self-Explanatory

Okay, so the plan was to have two pages in the print magazine to have all these top five lists. It was gonna look really cool, like with lasers and wizards and shit, but we didn't have enough room to fit it in the new issue. Sorry! We were really high that day. It'll never happen again.

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They's Doin's A-Transpirin' in Beantown!: Figure Out What that Means!

It's been quite a summer here in Boston - one of the hottest ever, according to the weathermen. Then again, as long as we're not underwater I guess we shouldn't complain.

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