BLACK PANTIES: “Dirt from the Mop” b/w “Dreams of My Teeth”: 7”

Sep 26, 2018

Good thing one-man band Mr. Panties here kinda fucking rips, cuz every other part of his gimmick blows. Dude is called “Black Panties” and looks like he wears a mask à la Masked Intruder. But you know what? As I said earlier, this kinda fucking rips. Both tracks are totally lo-fi affairs that I doubt got more than a four-track treatment and it doesn’t matter. Deranged vocals that would make John Weiffenbach proud. Me likes it a lot. A lot. –Garrett Barnwell (Total Punk,