BAD MECHANICS: Demo 2015: CS

I can’t believe these words are springing from my lips, but this swarthy duo sound like a cross between Boris The Sprinkler, They Might Be Giants, and Ministry. THERE. I REALLY SAID THAT. The dude’s voice sounds so annoyingly like my own in places that I don’t know if I should slap him or give him a piggyback ride and yell “woo!” Maybe I should just slap myself and have the pig yell “woo!” Either way, this is clearly cassette of the year! WOO! BEST SONG: “$5 Haircut” BEST SONG TITLE: “Adults with Wine.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: This is the first cassette I’ve ever obtained that came packaged with a download card. ­–Rev. Nørb (HeWhoCorruptsInc., hewhocorruptsinc.com)