You know that cell phone commercial where the little kid dressed up like a chicken goes, “Honk honk! I’m a goose!”? I don’t know what the Zs are dressed up as, but they go, “Honk! Honk! I’m a pretentious jazzbo and I have just realized a composition based on the natural arhythm of my own farts over the course of one Earth day! Three compositions, actually! Listen to me fart and call me a genius!”
–doug (Planaria)