ZERO DOWN: Pound for Pound: CD

The hardcore-style boxing photo on the cover fooled me, like it may end up fooling a lot of people. I think this is what it would sound like if the Stone Temple Pilots and their record company’s marketing department got together and figured out a way of making the band even more bland than they already are. Sorry, but pound for pound, Zero Down is what the practitioners of the sweet science call “a tomato can.”

 –aphid (Zero Down)