YE OLDE BUTTFUCK: How to Get to Heaven from Chattanooga, Tennessee: 7″

That must be a trick question. Chattanooga, Tennessee is Heaven. I grew up around there and I greatly admire that city’s beer-soaked contributions to punk rock, as well as that train that goes up the side of Lookout Mountain. That said, this was kind of a letdown for me. Perhaps my memory of their beer-soaked punk rock is a bit fuzzy due to me being soaked in beer at more than one Jack Palance Band show, but I don’t know. I didn’t really get excited when I listened to this record and I can’t put my finger on why that is. This label put out the Stun Guns LP that you should definitely check out. Also, I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: don’t play Rolling Stones songs unless you are Devo. 

 –josh (Shut Up)