WOLFGANG BANG: Working Class Zero: CD-R EP

Title track sounds like “Deprogram” by Suburban Mutilation (but slower) crossed with the first False Prophets 45 (but slower). The other two songs sound the same, but not as good (but, then again, not slower, either). It’s kinda cool they keep the tempo at the same quasi-plod for the duration instead of jacking it up here and there in the attempts to captivate antsy audiences—but, that said, i’m willing to wager that the band can’t come up with enough top-flight tunes at this tempo to make things work to any great extent. Might i suggest a reworking of Sweet’s “Wig Wam Bam” as “Wolfgang Bang?” Granted, the only way i see the chorus going on such a song is “Wolfgang Bang, gonna make you my wang,” but i’m likely not as given over to deep thinking as these folks are. BEST SONG: “Working Class Zero” BEST SONG TITLE: “Head” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Cover art so bad it rules!!!

 –norb (Wolfgang Bang)