This album is full of dicks. No, not the guys in the band. I’ve never met them. The liner notes have dicks drawn all over them. One hard. One is not hard, but freakishly long. One of them is ejaculating. It looks like the wall of a bathroom stall in a Valero somewhere on I-5. As far as the music goes, I like it. I like it a lot. Still a Son of a Bitch has the pop punk melodies and slow-dancing breakdowns of a band like RVIVR but, clearly, without the revolution-promoting gender and queer politics. Wolf-Face has song titles like “I Wanna be a Homo (Sapien),” “What are You Looking at Dicknose,” and “She Swallows.” Umm…all right? According to the back of the album you can “Beat off to Wolf-Face at Facebook.com/pubesonmyface.” I think I’ll just listen some more.
–John Mule (Mooster)