WIZARDRY: Self-titled: CD

Mar 15, 2010

Oh, boy. Now, I’ll be the first one to tell you that metal isn’t exactly my thing, but I know enough to be able to decipher that Wizardry just isn’t that great. It’s a hollow Sabbath-esqe dirge that left me thinking about all the stuff I’d rather be doing than listening to this. Now let’s get to the good stuff. The song titles on this disc are fucking amazing! We open with “Nigh Invincible,” which epically leads into “Drink from Thy Chalice.” Things get a little scary in the middle with “The Deep” and “Wayfarer.” It all culminates at the end with a double attack of “The Good Witch” and “Death Rides on Tuesday” (which, I might add, has become somewhat of a battle cry in the print shop since I brought this in). Somehow, Wizardry has managed to cast a +4 Boredom Spell and the result is that they have to make a saving throw for mediocrity. Things don’t bode well for this campaign.

 –ty (No address)