WHITE COFFIN: Before the Cut: CD

This is really bad. Beginning with the back cover, with its Hellcat Records-style—photoshopped to look cut’n’paste aesthetic—and the band member’s eye shadow darkly standing out in fake photocopy. The music is really shitty goth rock. I know deathrock has always been kind of clean-sounding, even as far back as The Damned, but I’ll just say, if you ever wondered what Poison would sound like if they covered “Bullet,” check out track eight. What color of coffin? White, dude.

 –Craven (Coffin Tone)