WHIRLWIND HEAT: Types of Wood: CD

So, apparently, this is another “next big thing” we should be paying attention to. Jack White thinks so. So does Beck. Me? I’m bored. Really sparse drums, keyboard, and bass limply encouraging you to dance and some almost funny lyrics about donating sperm, girls, and some other weird shit. Are we over “electro/dance-punk” yet? Is there anything I can do to speed up the process? I predict a tour with The Killers and We Are Scientists in the future. Maybe we can kill a few birds with one stone.

 –guest (Brille, www.brillerecords.com)