WET HEAVE: Warm Shrimp: CS

Not nearly as disgusting as the name might make you think. It’s still doing absolutely nothing for me. All the hallmarks of stompy garage rock: jammy guitar leads; distorted, bored-sounding vocals; repetitive and vaguely douchey-sounding rock riffs. I know people out there are into this stuff, but I can’t for the life of me imagine what draws them to one new band over another. There’s absolutely nothing to distinguish them from one another. Sorry, nope, can’t do it. 

 –Indiana Laub (Crush Grove, crushgroverecords.bandcamp.com)