VIRULENT STRAIN: Torture Tools: CD

Hard core punk in the vein of F-Minus here. The singer is a female that would probably kick my ass. This is a pretty awesome CD. Not a single lull on it. With that said, why is the singer’s name Mercedes? Sounds like a titty dancer I knew once. Damn, if this girl is a titty dancer, I need to find out where. The way she sounds, I bet she’s a sight on stage, pinning her spiked heels into men’s chests and ripping dollar bills out of their hands with an evil snarl. Where is Allston, MA?

 –toby (Rodent Popsicle)