VARSITY WEIRDOS: High School Teen Party: 7”

Okay, I’m actually going to write a review in which I describe what the band sounds like! This sounds like the Riverdales, with a slight Teenage Bottlerocket influence in a general sense. Pretty good stuff, but it’s no Radio Oh Oh Oh! Still, this band could become great, and they include one of those yellow 45 plastic things with the record! If this were a cereal, it’d be Super Golden Crisp. All the elements are there, but we need a final secret ingredient to push it to the top!

 –maddy (It’s Alive)