VARIOUS ARTISTS: We Ain’t Housewife Material: CD

I guess being a bunch of chicks is a good enough excuse to throw together a comp, and it’s a decent enough record, i guess, but i don’t really hear anything here that makes me want to sit all these ladies down in a row and perform untold hours of cunnilingus upon each and every one of them in succession or anything. Wait a minute. Yes i do. Never mind. BEST SONG: Elvis McMan, “Slow Children” HOTTEST BAND: The three female members of Japan’s The Soap are so UNGODLY hot that if you told me i had my choice of doing all four members or nothing, i’d go for the quadruple band-pork in a New York Nanosecond. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: I can’t get The Soap’s website to load in my browser, which is deeply frustrating but is also relieving me of the unsightly chore of Windexing my monitor every five minutes. Also, once Boris The Sprinkler’s drummer, Ron, lost his Mensen t-shirt somewhere or another and it was a big deal of some sort.

 –norb (Dionysus)