VARIOUS ARTISTS: The Cretins Wanna Dance: LP

Eight bands play sixteen tunes and try to sound all snotty and punk rock, but too often end up sounding like another batch of Queers clones. I dug the Cave 4’s “Surf Beat,” and the Backwood Creatures’ “Goo Goo” was just ginchy, but that was about all that moved me.

 –jimmy (Swindlebra)