VARIOUS ARTISTS: The Boston Massacre Part Two: CD

Grumpy old man time. It is inexcusable that you don’t own a fucking turntable. The CD player was a tool for you unaware fools to pay more for media that is less costly to produce than a vinyl record. I won’t even go into the debate that audio sounds better than digital. For you punk asses, Rodent Popsicle has to reissue four 7″’s for those who don’t realize that a turntable is a valuable purchase. You get the Toxic Narcotic/A Global Threat split, The Profits 7″, Tommy and the Terrors 7″ and the Lost Cause 7″. Since you rather spend money on those stupid patches, the label has made it easier for you to hear the music. Don’t you ever wonder what all the record collector scum are spending their hard earned money or trust fund on? Not CDs! Also, if all punk was on 8-tracks, I would buy a fucking 8-track player!

 –don (Rodent Popsicle)