Here are twelve short sentences about this record. This is pretty good. There are twelve songs on this record. All of them fit on a 7”. Not all of the songs are phenomenal. Sonically, they’re all over the place. Some pop punk, some thrash rock, some shock rock-inspired synthpop. More labels should try experimental releases like this. There’s a small chance I’m only giving this a good review because of how much Short Music for Short People means to me. Thirty second songs are the best. I need an eleventh sentence or my premise is shot. Here’s to volume two. Grade: A-.
–Bryan Static (Phoenician Microsystems)