VARIOUS ARTISTS: New York vs. New Jersey-Punk Rock Battle Royale!: CD

Jan 07, 2008

Oh, fate’s cruel punches come crashing down on this mere mortal reviewer. Having seen a handful of these bands at Insubordination Fest, this is a tough call. But I shall carry on! Round one: The Ergs! Vs Lemuria. Winner: The Ergs! Round two: Hunchback vs. The Unlovables. Winner: The Unlovables. Round three: Groucho Marxists vs. Nancy. Winner: Groucho Marxists. Round four: For Science vs. The Steinways. Winner: For Science. Final score: New Jersey-3, New York-1. This was decreed a TKO by Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart and can’t be disputed. Put on this CD and enjoy with a WWF Superstars of Wrestling Ice Cream Bar and you’ll be happier than a pig in shit! (Why anyone, including a pig, would be happy in this situation is beyond me.)

 –koepenick (Crafty)

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