VARIOUS ARTISTS: Nearvana: CD

Oh, hey, look – it’s a Nirvana covers CD. Nirvana completists will probably want this. If you want mine, drive over to the front of my place and honk – I’ll come out and throw it at you (not TO you – AT you). Why? Because you wasted some high-priced gasoline to drive over here for nothing, except for a jewelcase-sized dent on the side of your vehicle. Shame on you for even considering it.

 –dale (Tinnitus)