VARIOUS ARTISTS: Many Miles Away: CD

Do you hate – if you are a male with a hairy anus – that you get a lot dingleberries after repetitive ass wipes if you shit more than once day? It’s pretty amazing what collects down there when you rub the soap between your cheeks. Chunks and chunks of foreign matter. My tangent consists of shit and this release is shit. A bunch of shitty bands doing shitty covers of the Police. I don’t get it and I rather concentrate on my butt. Another free jewel case.

 –don (Solarmanite, 113 Pavonia Ave #421, Jersey City, NJ 07310-1756)