VARIOUS ARTISTS: Fueled By Ramen: No Food. No Sleep. Just Records.: CD

This entire album makes me want to go get something pierced, get a tribal tattoo, and a “Punk Princess” shirt. With the exception of Slowreader, who I just felt bad for. They’re the new Wham!, just not as tough. My advice to the label: get a burger, take a nap, and think about what you’ve done.

 –megan (Fueled by Ramen)