VANNA: The Search Party Never Came: CD

This is fucking horrible. Go turn on MTV2 or Fuse or whatever. I guarantee you that whatever’s on right now sounds exactly like this. The promo sheet says it’s “metalcore” but it sounds like shitty emo to me. You know, the kind of emo where the guy sings in a death metal voice sometimes. Music like this is the bane of all real punks’ existence. If you’re a douchebag, I would say to get this, but you probably already have it.

 –ben (Epitaph)