Stepping right into the strange waters of noise rock is not an easy task. But when you have a group of fully capable musicians together such as Useless Children, you can trust them to be your guides in discovering an enjoyable listening experience. However, I do not suggest jumping into this head first. If you haven’t already partaken, I suggest dipping your toes into some Swans, Godflesh, and Ministry for good measure. Once you’re caught up, just lay back and relish in the hammer-of-the-gods drum bashing, the feedback-drenched guitars, and the insane asylum female/male vocals. Don’t be afraid of the hypnotizing noise laced in throughout: it’s there strictly for the most perfect damaging effect. For maximum results, turn this fucker up loud and repeat as necessary.
–Juan Espinosa (Iron Lung)