Two bands going the lowbrow, sleaze-oaf route, trying to do to your ears what a group of streaking skunk apes does to an Episcopalian picnic. The U-mints come across as a serviceable rawk outfit along the lines of Nashville Pussy and the Hellacopters, while the Destrukters play a punchier brand of early ‘80s-type hardcore. Both bands are lyrically fixated on peckers and sluts and all things related to the various plumbing systems of the human body; nothing all too new or exciting or clever or offensive, but still likeable nonetheless. Just be sure to turn down the dimmer switch on your brain before listening.

 –aphid (Plinko)