URINAL GUM #9: $2, 4¼” x 5½”, photocopied, 42 pgs.

The content inside of the zine holds my interest enough and is well written so, as its name slightly hints at, it is best used as quick toilet reading. For me, the most enjoyable part of this were the quotes printed on the side of each page, which are so good they make the zine worth it for those alone. One of my favorites was, “I’m sinning in my pants right now.” Pure gold. (Urinal Gum, PO Box 1243 Eugene, OR 97440)