UNICORNS, THE: Who Will Cut Our Hair When We’re Gone?: CD

Do you ever pick something up because it looks so terrible that you assume it has to be good? This is a perfect example. First, they’re called the Unicorns for fuck’s sake. That should be such a badass band in my book. Second, the cover has a rainbow and lightning drawn in colored pencils. Finally, the back is hot pink with super curly-q letters that you can barely read. That being said, this is quite possibly worse than the packaging. Sort of like Portishead, but without any redeeming qualities like decent vocals and music.

 –megan (Alien8)