UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONS: Stay Down: CD

Sometimes I wonder if my trying to trade in crappy CDs like this for better ones might be ruining my reputation. I mean sure, I’m a reviewer and all, but I would imagine most would think I willingly sought out this unholy garbage. Last time I went in to trade, I coulda swore the guy behind the counter looked at me kinda funny as he flipped through the eighteenth emo CD I inadvertently picked up outta the review pile. Maybe I should just stop trying to trade ‘em in and go back to giving out as Christmas presents to people who owe me money and chucking them at annoying pigeons like I used to. Oh yeah, this disc sucked pretty hard.

 –jimmy (Undisputed Heavyweight Champions)