ULTIMATE FAKEBOOK: Before We Spark: CD

Gee, thanks guys. No, really! We needed more falsettos in emo. We needed to hear the same three chords again. We needed more bullshit excuses for rock power. We needed more vocalists who sound distraught… especially if they’re backed up by more boring cock rock. We really needed more bullshit and you crammed forty pounds in a twenty-pound sack. Time to hit the back forty and put this to more effective use than making my ears bleed. 

 –scott (Initial)