TRUST FUND BABIES: Self-titled: LP

Attention Hostage Records: If you’re looking for new bands to be on your label, look no further than these guys. I don’t think they’re from OC, but some rules were meant to be broken and they sure as hell have the same sound and vibe as Smogtown, the Numbers, the Bodies and all your other acts. You can’t lose with this one. The money will be rolling in. Tell you what: I’ll spring for the Havana cigars after you reach your first million after signing ‘em, okay?

 –jimmy (Rapid Pulse)