TRUCKSTOP LOVECHILD: A Damn Good 33:52: CD

Truckstop Lovechild is an awful cock rock band, somehow trying to fit in as a grimy punk act, since even metal types are likely to shy away from such lameness. One of the most irritating albums I’ve heard in ages, this shit is full of ‘80s lead guitar lines. If it’s kitsch they’re going for, it isn’t funny. With witless lyrics about devil worshipping, liquor, and trucking, it all falls flat. They’re good at what they do if what they’re doing is trying to clear the room.

 –Art Ettinger (Zodiac Killer)