1. I like Weezer. 2. I hate just about every band that reminds me of Weezer. Whether or not they are TRYING to be Weezer, I can’t help assuming they are. 3. Someone less jaded than me might like this poppy, slightly heavy, vocally harmonic pretender, but all that studying is lost on me. 4. I really hope they’re not “the biggest thing in the Netherlands.”

 –doug (Coldfront)