TRASHIES: Life Sucks Trash Fuck: CD

This album is a sloppy, trashcore, punch-each-other-in-the-groin, pogo party! I dare you to listen to this album without thinking about doing something stupid. Alright, so it’s hard to do anything without the contemplation of stupid things, but this album is definitely a catalyst. I’d like to think that the song “Sweatpants Boner” sums up the true emotions of this musical group, but whether they like it or not the song “I H8 U Motherfuckers” truly displays why this style of music and this band are important. This song is an anthem for anyone who’s fucking sick of everything, especially anthems.

–guest (Mortville)