Do this: take a sock (like a thick sock, not one of those thin dress ones), fill it with chestnuts (also walnuts would be okay), soak it in adrenaline, duct tape it to the ceiling fan, put the fan on the high speed (generally done by pulling the chain), then stand on a chair so the sock hits your face when it goes around. Toxic Narcotic is a better Poison Idea than Poison Idea was most of the time.

 –doug (Go Kart)